'Music' festivals: a total ripoff, for clueless cunts.

I used to go to glasto every year when i was a kid.

Being brought up around it makes you not give a fuck about it anymore.

Its so meh.

I last went 9 years ago. Our family shared a teepee with Keith Allen and his family.

It sucked

you could have gone and slept in your butlers tent for a more down to earth, authentic experience.

Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden on Glasto "the most bourgeois thing on the planet" oooh
Iron Maiden - Run To The Hills - YouTube

you could have gone and slept in your butlers tent
Euph?

do kids these days still have massive 'Fuck off' shouting competitions at night on site?

I bet they don't

cunts

or asking people 'have you seen my tent.....it's a green one?'

followed by 'got any acid?'

I was dragged to V a couple of years ago. A couple of lads on the camp site had Megaphones. Quite funny untill about 4am.

hash for cash

^ black 'ash sensi acid ecstasy......(whispered on the bridges)

How much difference between Glasto and Wimbledon?

gen question

harder to get good prosecco at glasto, s'all

More balls at Wimbledon

and fewer toffs.

K death at Glasto - how many people on K at the tennis?

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Cruel scum

Elbow??!

Really?

Do fuck off

shit, really really shit

I last went 9 years ago. Our family shared a teepee with Keith Allen and his family.It sucked

One day Keith Allen will be held in higher esteem than he is now. He's better than most of us think, but firsthand knowledge might have something to say about that. Looking from afar, he's better than OK in my book.

This guy from Interpol couldn't sound more like Ian Curtis if he tried, which given that he is makes it not worth the comparison.

i was in the sauna at glasto green fields in 99,
Keith Allen was in there holding court about sweat lodges and getting twatted on ayuhuascka or however you say it
#csb

Old Italian pal of mine with an eye on spiritual improvement scored some ayahuasca from the internet and put it through the laborious treatment process, while we with an eye on a guaranteed fun-plex lazily scored some mushrooms from the Bethnal Green Road, before we necked the lot at Hampstead Heath without any brouhaha on our part. He 'felt funny' (disappointed) while we tripped our minds away (elated). So much for putting the preparatory work in.

Superb from Arcade Fire. Any other opinion is anti-Obamanorthamericanist.

Arcade Fire obv immense.

However on seeing them perform live, amazingly btw.

Can't help thinking frontman is a nob. #justsayin

Nope. The boy did good. Looked great, sounded better.

What was that musical statement then with the paper heads?

Also Daft Punk at cochella.

Reckon they have a fancy for being as legitimate but acceptable as Talking Heads at their commercial peak, so probably something to do with straddling that finest of barriers. No complaints here. Good gear with the noise to back up the pose.

All music is noise imo.

Dude shoulda stuck to singin his songs.