Food

I was just putting a loaf in the oven but couldn't find my oven glove - used a tea towel instead. I then caught an exposed bit of my hand on a oven shelf.

The flesh actually sizzled.

Happened to me when I worked as a chef as a teenager. I took a pair of giant tongs to pop the blister [they went straight in the dishwasher afterwards].

My friend stood two metres away to watch, and the fluid flew in a perfect, glorious parabola right into his eye.

#kitchennightmares