Any question answered...

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Somone in my work regularly misses the toilet when taking a dump(sometimes quite literally).

Genrally speaking it appears they tend to catch the back of the toilet seat.

Anyone any idea what the fuck they are doing to manage this each and every time they go?

Are they a biological oddity that has an anus in the wrong place? Really obese? Or just a bit odd? I cant quite work it out.

10/10 question. I wish we had more like this.

You'd assume if they were really fat they couldn't get back far enough on the seat due to blubber and would shit on the front edge, if anywhere.

Saying that, I only did physics to GCSE and got an E in Biology A-level so I stand to be corrected.

by standing or crouching on the bowl/toilet seat perhaps?

Somone in my work regularly misses the toilet when taking a dump(sometimes quite literally).

Are they a biological oddity that has an anus in the wrong place? Really obese? Or just a bit odd? I cant quite work it out.

They hate their job, and this is their way of telling you.

lloll

Just send a really passive aggressive email around the office, or, better yet raise the issue with your manager and watch as their heart sinks wondering what the fuck they're supposed to do about it....

And Hovis, eagerly anticipating a nice macro close up of your rim later.

CSB - I feel sorry for the office communications manager that had to deal with someone shitting into the soap dispensers.

Oh, just a thought. A mate of mine apparently assumes the 'crash position' when shitting, as one might when about to crash land in a plane. He tends to splatter it up the backboard so maybe it's a more extreme version of that.

Yeah, hard to quantify that's why I'm asking. i've another pair of Pro lites i've done well over 3000km on in the last year in all weather and they have virtually no wear, ditto my Ambrosio/Royce wheels, so that's why I was surprised.

Skylark returns?

I suspect that if you took that to a conservative LBS they'd tell you it's finished.

This an open pro with 4000 all weather miles on it which my LBS tells me is done. However other people have told me it has life in it yet.

Now i'm confused.

Are my 'at most 1000 miles' wheels heading for the grave or do they have a lot more wear in them.

Hippy aside, I think it's a lot of wear for such little use, but I'm aware this can vary-I had a pair of Ksyriums I put 3x the wear into but this was over years of use and i'm sure they have pretty chunky sidewalls and a wear indicator.

I suspect that's a rim that is halfway, at least, through it's braking life.

It's possible to rack that kind of wear up over 1000km. Could have been 1000km of cyclocross for example...

Somone in my work regularly misses the toilet when taking a dump(sometimes quite literally).

Genrally speaking it appears they tend to catch the back of the toilet seat.

Anyone any idea what the fuck they are doing to manage this each and every time they go?

Are they a biological oddity that has an anus in the wrong place? Really obese? Or just a bit odd? I cant quite work it out.

Using normal toilet like a squat toilet.

Skylark returns?

I suspect that if you took that to a conservative LBS they'd tell you it's finished.

This an open pro with 4000 all weather miles on it which my LBS tells me is done. However other people have told me it has life in it yet.

I ride them until they split in half, just before they cause a large, painful crash. #expert

Does anyone know anything about car GPS units? TomTom etc?

Which is best and do any of them allow you to add GPX routes to them?

Thanks all. I reckon crash position might be the winner. Now to work out why and who. And if it was crash boy who shat on the floor on Friday (at leaset he did it in the stall).

Thanks too for the insight on obesity - a massive arse would push things forward instead of backward. I wonder why I never thought of that before?

"Crash position" for taking a shit. My blinkered existence denied me knowledge of this even existing as a thing people would conceive of doing.

Every day is indeed a school day.

Thanks all. I reckon crash position might be the winner. Now to work out why and who. And if it was crash boy who shat on the floor on Friday (at leaset he did it in the stall).

Thanks too for the insight on obesity - a massive arse would push things forward instead of backward. I wonder why I never thought of that before?
Could be an anxiety issue. Not wanting to physically touch the toilet seat. So kinda hovers over it.

Although this would seem much easier to achieve by raising the seat. But still.

And maybe, you know, cleaning up after yourself.

It's a protest against something, fo'sure.

i think i saw someone walk out of a cubicle without flushing a few minutes ago, which was verified when someone else did a turn around when they walking in moments later.

...first person also didnt wash their hands either....

Humans are fucking disgusting.

I know a guy that went through a phase of drunkenly shitting in inappropriate places and putting a wee flag in it.

That's both disgusting and flamboyant.

I think you should design a "how to take a shit" guide, print, laminate and place on the door of all the toilet cubicles. Please share with forum too.

Copenhagen, Barcelona, Venice or Nice for a weekend away?

You all might joke but Swansea uni had to display guides like that. Staff noticed an alarming incidence of carrier bags with human shit in it or soiled toilet seats.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-16983788

Kingston uni had a similar problem and took similar measures. Turns out that a number of students were arriving from locations that didn't have UK standard sanitary conditions.

Having said that, I bet the people defining UK standard sanitary conditions have never tried to take a dump in the toilets in the John Snow.

Copenhagen, Barcelona, Venice or Nice for a weekend away?

Barca.