This morning's commute and other commuting stories

Royal Mail van drivers are mostly stoners.
Massive over generalization there for which I offer no apology as I have found it to be true. In my experience

A stoner can drive like that.....

If they finish their round early they get to go home and watch Minder. Bloke in a pub told me. They have a round and it's up to them how fast they do it so they say " fly, my diesel beauty bird, fly!" and do their round with Ronin playing in their head.

Used to be like that.