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A taxi driver was behind me on a cycle/bus lane on Tuesday, revving and doing his best to push me into the kerb... Eventually he got past, narrowly missing my bars, only to join the queue of traffic at a red light about 20m up the road... I stopped for a quick chat...

Me: "Mate, what's that all about, what did you just accomplish by overtaking me so dangerously?"
DeathCab: "I've got a fare, I'm in a hurry."
Me: stunned silence

They can all fuck off, tax dodging plumber cunts on wheels is all they are...
#csb

I'd rep you for the plumber bit but the stunned silence bit lets it down. Wanted proper rant ending in fisticuffs and a night in jail for you both.