Football

I'm gonna start repainting the front room in a minute... This was a terrible idea...

Trust me, I expect nothing from any of these jokers... I feel bad for Frank...

No-one forced the fat fuck to go, did they?

Last chance saloon, innit? You would, wouldn't ya?

Classy Rooney goal... Pffff!!

Chris Smalling. Can someone, anyone please explain?

And Phil Jones...both utter dogshit

Was I watching the same game as these tossers?

Chiles is watching Lampard running around thinking "I've bummed your Mrs!"

ITV. The deluded spinners of bullshit.

Nice finish by Suarez's replacement

Their manager looks like a tired Mourinho

Chiles is watching Lampard running around thinking "I've bummed your Mrs!"

That would be too degrading for frank. She must like fat men

Smalling looks like Pienaar's taller twin brother

Oh dear, who just spunk end millions on shaw?

Fuck me, our defending is hopeless

My ITVplayer has just carked it, thank fuck for that!

Sterling

Comes on as a sub, 10mins later he's in the shower!

It was harsh.

That wouldn't have been a foul in the premiership.

Manc Twat got them both sent off

Oh fuck, Welbeck's comin on

Manc Twat got them both sent off

Errrr, he's about as Manc as you are Scouse

Why the fuck is Wilshire in the squad?

Wilshere & Lampard need to catch a plane back home...

To be fair I'd rather watch England play like this , with attacking intent and susceptible at the back, than the turgid shit we have had to put up with tournament after tournament.
Sterling was over the ball and followed through. Little intent to hurt the player but simply shouldn't be missing the tackle at all. Red card for poor execution of a simply tackle and shit hair.

Lamps has had a good game...
#legend