I hate

fucking 'craft' markets that expect punters to stump up a tenner for the privilege of being given the opportunity to buy a twee, knitted fucking tea set from some overly self regarding, public school educated chumps with kids called 'olly' or 'nathaniel'.

fuck off you shower of self important shite mongers - the car boot sale down the road from me is free and i can find something that's actually of fucking use, unlike the macaroni and glitter picture frames you seem to think are worth 20 notes a piece.

cunts

http://www.makegoodfestival.com/

"Makegood Festival is an extravaganza boasting a vast, indie pop-up market of over 200 brand new creative businesses."

Arrghhhh