2014 Pro-cycling season thread

Piss orf.. He's Aussie and we are all made to do dumb shit like trihardathons. What's G's excuse? Is the Rum Fart the first race he's actually finished without ending up in the bushes somewhere? Actually that reminds me, Farrar was in the final Giro sprint and didn't crash or even seem to do anything dumb to take someone else out. WTF?

Now he neither wins OR causes crashes, its hard to even remember farrar is actually there. Speaking of invisible sprinters, what's happened to Goss?