Football

Not quite, I've moved this way but have got my own place. Mrs is coming just in time for ramadamadingdong. It's not as bad as people make it sound like, providing you ignore the cunts and idiots which can be quite hard at times.

LOADS of kopites, you'll love it here....

West Ham's football is more direct than most, if not all PL teams......... we have one of the best headers of the ball in world football.....BFS is definitely up there with Pardew in the Top 2 west ham managers of the last 20 years....

You have to take your hat off to this Jeez character as he doesn't half crack me up with the utter horseshit he comes out with, fuck me!

Anyone lend me a lolocoptor??

Landon Donovan misses out on selection for the US World Cup team

Altidore selected!

#pisseskeks

You have to take your hat off to this Jeez character as he doesn't half crack me up with the utter horseshit he comes out with, fuck me!

Well he is an estate agent.

Please refrain from quoting him though

I watched West Ham a few times this season an they were utter dogshit. When we won 3-2 at Upton Park at start of the season, they had 2 shots all game...a massively deflected goal and a peno, that was it

I said they'd struggle back then and I still think they'll go down within 2 seasons which will be a shame as the in laws are all Irons, I always have a good day out at Upton Park and they're a guaranteed 6pnts each season.

Saying Carrol is one of the best headers in the world?! Fuck me, how do you work that out? Big Dunc was much more effective yet no Evertonian or Sweaty ever made such sweeping statements. They're just big lumps that can jump a bit higher....fuck me, even 5.8" Leon Osman has probably scored more with his noggin

And Fat Sam....don't get me started. I'd seriously rather pay money to watch a Mark Hughes' Stoke team

welcome back.
"I'd seriously rather pay money to watch a Mark Hughes' Stoke team"....steady

Welcome back Pisti. Bet you were worried Liverpool might actually win it. Poor old Stevie G......

good to have you back Pisti... must be pretty chuffed with your season?

Welcome back, G.

I presume you're all out of piss & bleach cocktails after that season.

It's been a tough season trying to keep a lid on the weaponfest in here... Good to have you back...
thumps chest, wells up

so the words carnival in croydon come to mind, in relation to football thread, champions league drinks.

So since there's so much fence sitting, I'll just say I'll be in the Effra on saturday night to watch the champions league final with many spanish plastico's. If the southern portion of football thread participants decide to come out of the woodwork will be good to see you, the rest of you, there aren't enough chevrons.....

Welcome home Pisti

Has he been banned yet?

nope so far so good

bellwhiffs
cunts
fuck
dogshit
bedwtting cunts
noggin ( now thats getting close to something below )
wetlips
cockneys
horseshit

Whose got the stats on 'best headers of the ball' then?

I want to see numbers!

Whose got the stats on 'best headers of the ball' then?

I want to see numbers!

http://www.sos1878.co.uk/everton-news/cahill-tops-headed-goals-list-premier-league/
Shearer, Dion Dublin and Sir Les for number of headed goals scored and Cahill for headed goals per game ratio.

Welcome back Pisti. Bet you were worried Liverpool might actually win it. Poor old Stevie G......

I admit, I did think the cunts had done it after they'd beaten you - I think Chelsea got beat in same week too by Villa/Palace(?) but then you can always rely on Captain Cunt to nause it up when the going gets tough.
Poor old Stevie...after beating you:* "It's ours to lose now, we can't have any slip ups!"* then BANG....Ba picked his pocket and Palace made sure a week later!
Megalozzles all round!

Still, at least he has had his hands on the trophy once before

Closest that ^ cunt will ever get to winning a league title

But if we're talking best header of the ball in football I'd say Cristiano Ronaldo.

And thus balance was restored in the universe...

http://www.sos1878.co.uk/everton-news/cahill-tops-headed-goals-list-premier-league/
Shearer, Dion Dublin and Sir Les for number of headed goals scored and Cahill for headed goals per game ratio.

No Andy Carroll then? Just, I heard he was one of the best headerererers of the ball in the world

And yeah, where the fuck did all these plastic Kopite weapons come from?? Christ, the place was infested around March-May, like fucking locusts!

Glad to see most of them have fucked off again now

So it sounds like David Luiz is off to P$G for £40M. Not a bad fee for a defender, the break even plan of the Parisians must be on track. Providing they don't come back for Oscar and Hazard I don't mind it, he's a good player but not irreplaceable for Chelsea.

I'm guessing that Ivanovic will be moved to CB and Azpilicueta to RB.

So, Uruguayans and Kopites seem to be cut from the same cloth?

Newcastle’s Paul Dummett receives death threats after Luis Suárez injury

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/may/22/paul-dummett-newcastle-luis-suarez

One message read: “Hi Paul Dummett. I hope some day you come here [Uruguay] to have a nice time with friends. We have things for you, like a bullet in the head.”

Another tweeted: “Hey, Paul Dummett. If Suárez doesn’t play against England, you’ll never play again.”

#helmets

50m for david luiz? Does that mean we should have got 20m for liam ridgewell instead of letting him run down his contract? Lolz

Carroll won't make it even in the top ten. Let alone one of the best. You're delusional.