Quotes from The Simpsons

"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every day and do it really half assed. That's the American way."

Homer: "THERE'S MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, BURIED UNDER A BIG 'T'"

Wiggum: "no no no, dig UP, stupid.."

Up and at them
Up and atom
Up and at them
...

wtf?

Homer: D'oh!

Lisa: A deer!

Marge: A female deer!

"Oh, so mother nature needs a favor? Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys."

-Monty Burns

The acid, it is real.
The goggles, they do nothing.

The acid, it is real.
The goggles, they do nothing.

My favourite, every time I put goggles on I say it.

It would appear I was brought up on Simpsons.

Great thread. So funny.

Great thread. So funny.

you're not wrong, you're just an asshole.

no wait

you're not wrong, you're just an asshole.

I don't remember that one.

suspicious eyes

"There is no spoon."

Although that might be from Blade Runner.

Bart at the back of the class when the dioramas are being judged "She's trying to make a monkey out of you"

Does anyone else know a stupid amount of Simpson's quotes? Not sure why but I've memorised pretty much every episode seasons 3-12..

Marge: Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you!!
Homer: Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.
Marge: It's not Batman!

No googling, people..

Wanted to post that one as I read the thread title, as my band has used this as an intro to one of our songs the whole last year....

You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies. "Where's the money? When are you going to get the money? Why aren't you getting the money now?" And so on. So please, the money.

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

"When I was Seventeen, I drank some very good beer. I drank some very good beer, I bought it, with a fake ID. My name was Brian McGee, I stayed up listening to Queen. When I was Seventeen."

"butter your bacon"

My favorite, as Homer is prepraing to cross a lake " Well i guess it's Roe vs Wade, and it's my right to choose"

• Good LORD what is happening in there?!
  
• Aurora Borealis.
  
• Aurora Borealis? At this time of the year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within your kitchen?
  
• Yes.
  
• May I see it?
  
• No.
  

Home: "you couldn't fool anyone on the fooliest day of the year if you had a electrified fooling machine"

Homer: Okay, boy. This is where all the hard work, sacrifice, and painful scaldings pay off.

random guy: Four pounds of grease... that comes to... sixty-three cents.

Homer : Woo-hoo!

Bart: Dad, all that bacon cost twenty-seven dollars.

Homer: Yeah, but your mom paid for that!

Bart: But doesn't she get her money from you?

Homer: And I get my money from grease! What's the problem?

"Homer: Junk ... junk... the airplane's upside down. Stradi-who-vius?"

Carl: "can I get your autograph?"

Homer: "alright, what's the name?"

Carl: "Homer, we've worked together for 10 years, it's Carl"

Homer writes

Carl: "eeeeeer Homer, you wrote my name. I wanted yours"

Homer: "take it or leave it.....Carl"

Homer starts night classes. the teacher introduces himself and says he's returned to teaching after his wife died. Homer puts his hand up and asks "will this be in the exam?" "No" says the teacher. "Doh" says Homer, and crosses "dead wife" off his paper.