• Well this has killed Rolex for me.

    I saw him here last year. I'm certainly no giant, but he's a midget. He was running through a mall escaping from his "fans". He took refuge in a karzi around the corner from a Lanvin store. HIs entourage wouldn't let anyone in said shitter and then some important Sheikh appeared and demanded entry because he wanted to have a slash.

    He called the old bill and everything.

    ^Quite. Rolex has been around far longer than that muppet, and in ten year times they'll still be selling watches, but I bet no-one will remember him. Fortunately.

    Both of these points I can guarantee.

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