Quotes from The Simpsons

"Cheese eating surrender monkeys" must be the most successful of quotes taken from The Simpsons. If you discount "D'oh."

I sing "see my vest" while putting a vest on my youngest.

…A little help?

I for one welcome our new insect overlords.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Monorail!

Wait. Bart's teacher is called Krabappel? I've been calling her crandall!

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"hhhhhhhelllllooooo? can I get some help? snack related mishap!"

"that's it. If he can teach a class, he can teach a class! I mean I can teach a class!"

"what is your area of expertise?"

"well I can tell the difference between butter and I can't believe it's not butter"

"No you can't mscchhter scchimpson, no one can!"

"English side ruined, must use french side. Le grille? What the hell is that!"

"AARRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, WHY MUST I FAIL AT EVERY ATTEMPT AT MASONRY"

Mmm...forbidden donut.
Mmm...the land of chocolate.
Mmm...free goo.
Mmm...64 slices of American cheese.
Mmm...sacrelicious.

You are banned from this historical society. You, and your children, and your children's children. For three months.

Oooh a sarcasm detector, that's a real useful invention.

Thank you, come again!

"...who made Steve Guttenburg a star?"

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times? You stupid monkeys!

Just hook it to my veins!

"Remember ALF? Well, he's back.. in POG form"

You're gay for moleman!
No you're gay for Moleman!
Sigh. Nobody's gay for moleman.

Mmm...Floor pie.

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

AH! I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before!

Oh no the epiphatree

"...who made Steve Guttenburg a star?"

We do!

Ketchup? Catsup? Ketchup? Catsup? I'm in way over my head.

Homer and Mr Burns playing golf.

MrB - "It's a difficult shot this Simpson, you must use an open faced club. A sand wedge."

"mmmmmmmmm... open face club sandwich."

"Dude karma"

"Oh I get it"

"karrrmmaa"

"No burning leaves without a permit!"

"I got one!"

"too late!"

Homer: sobbing My dear sweet Pinchy, no more pain where you are now, boy...
Oh God that's tasty! I wish Pinchy were here to enjoy this... sobbing, slurping, sucking Pinchy's brains out

Homer: Kids, there are three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way!
Bart: Isn't that the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!