Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Tea issue check chart :)

kin ell.
You could stand a spoon in that.

O-C-Deal with it.

repped

It's CDO. Get the letters in the right order FFS.

70 for green and white tea, 95 for oolong and boiling for black, is what I would recommend.

+1

Green Tea is the devils work but if you must then don't make it any worse by boiling the water. 'Normal' black tea (or red as some people call it confusingly) needs 99 (a minute after the kettle's stopped).

tea wankers are worse than coffee wankers

Fuck's sake.

We've discovered that nearly the entire population of the meme thread have OCD and like slotting their foodstuffs and other objects into sufficiently accommodating holes.

I would venture that you should all just try and get laid more and stop jizzing on your cookie just because it fits on your coffee lid.

Keep going, please...

Nowai. Got negged for that shit.

tea wankers are worse than coffee wankers

#untrufax

^ tea smoker.

#trufax

tea wankers are worse than coffee wankers

you should see the vaping thread...

Nergs all 'round...

Green tea for ever ese

you should see the vaping thread...

i'll bet that's full of arseholes, too.

It's more of a self-help group, Ashley...

touching cocks light sabres

All this joy in stuff fitting in places, things slotting in exactly, tidy neat, neat and tidy, it gets right on my tits.
What kind of kids were you? Did you iron your stickers into your Panini annual? Did you throw a strop because your Spiderman undies were next to your Superman undies in the drawer, because EVERYONE knows you don't put DC pants with Marvel pants, mummy!!
When did you start being such a bunch of fussy fuckers? It's not right!! you're old before your time! THIS SHIT DOES NOT MATTER!
I'm wearing the same pants as yesterday.
Some dried blood is on the back of my hand. I'm leaving it there for aesthetic reasons.
My desk drawers are a chaotic jumble, I haven't paid three bills, my pens are all chewed, I'm wearing odd socks, my car has a squeaky wheel, my headset is slightly loose and the world has not ended, the sea hasn't dried up and all the oxygen on Earth hasn't fucked off to Venus.

A finger fits very snugly up an anus but it doesn't always make it right.

Now go make a mess somewhere.

tl;dr

I keep in inventory of bottle cap sizes so I know exactly which caps fit on which bottles.
Who would've thought that a Evian screw cap 0.5L fits onto a Highland Spring 1L!

^ Wonderful invention. Thank you for sharing. I strongly feel like rubbing the ribbled side of a SPA water bottle cap right now.

In Germany we have the saying ..passt wie Arsch auf Eimer.

https://vine.co/v/MrFE6J2PT0i

^hahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahhaha

All this joy in stuff fitting in places, things slotting in exactly, tidy neat, neat and tidy, it gets right on my tits.
What kind of kids were you? Did you iron your stickers into your Panini annual? Did you throw a strop because your Spiderman undies were next to your Superman undies in the drawer, because EVERYONE knows you don't put DC pants with Marvel pants, mummy!!
When did you start being such a bunch of fussy fuckers? It's not right!! you're old before your time! THIS SHIT DOES NOT MATTER!
I'm wearing the same pants as yesterday.
Some dried blood is on the back of my hand. I'm leaving it there for aesthetic reasons.
My desk drawers are a chaotic jumble, I haven't paid three bills, my pens are all chewed, I'm wearing odd socks, my car has a squeaky wheel, my headset is slightly loose and the world has not ended, the sea hasn't dried up and all the oxygen on Earth hasn't fucked off to Venus.

A finger fits very snugly up an anus but it doesn't always make it right.

Now go make a mess somewhere.

are you trying to assert yourself as an unruly tough guy by belittling the disabled?

we prefer the term forumenger.

..to "unruly tough guy", or to "disabled" ??

Either way he forgot to belm