Random Text Messages

Has anyone been getting anything interesting/funny recently?

I got these beauties:

I once got a text message from Anna Mirales (commissioning editor of Channel 4 at the time) to apologise for being late for the meeting about dogging.

I presume she was after Snotty's number.

No texts, but I once got a phonecall asking if I stocked rye bread.

When I was a teenager, my driving instructor and the guy I used to buy weed from had the same name. I once gave my mum the dealers number thinking it was the instructors. They were both very confused.

I had a call over the new year once whilst I was in Iceland. It was a woman with a northern accent asking if I was Dennis as she wanted some Charlie and she was standing outside his flat. She rang quite a few times before I got it through to her that not only was I not Dennis but I'm not even in the country.

but you are Kat not Charlie

My friend once tried to send a picture of herself in the bath to her boyfriend 'Dan', unfortunately she missed slightly and sent it to 'Dad'

Lots of snow in Iceland though.

No texts, but I once got a phonecall asking if I stocked rye bread.

well?

I had a call over the new year once whilst I was in Iceland. It was a woman with a northern accent asking if I was Dennis as she wanted some Charlie and she was standing outside his flat. She rang quite a few times before I got it through to her that not only was I not Dennis but I'm not even in the country.

Should have sent her a pic of the snow with "THIS COCAINE IS AMAZING!"

or a 7 legged spider

My girlfriend once tried to send me a text bitching about an employer, whom she accidentally sent it to.
Hawkward.

Also, heard of a few cases of people having affairs and getting mixed up with texts.

That saddle angle is all wrong.

Was pulling a sicky one day and sent "having fun, in the sun, missing you." to Tony (my boss) not Tori (my girlfriend). Arse.

I was texted the words 'Graham banter' over 100 times one night, I still don't even

I got a text once that read "I've transferred the money to your account now" I replied with "can I just double check the details where you sent the money to" never got an answer, no money either ..arsechin

I got a party invite from an unknown number, replied to check the address and that it was cool to bring friends, showed up at the weekend...

turns out a friend had changed his number at some point and moved and I just hadn't noticed. Disappointing.

Someone who I apparently bought weed from once before texts me regularly to inform me that he's "back on fat bags", or he's "got the real cheez in". I'm not sure what the opt out procedure is for drug dealer tele-marketing. The number keeps changing so I have no idea which one of my past dealers it is, or even which city he's from.

^ Ask for some Triple-sod, Yellow Bentines and Clarky Cat...

Someone who I apparently bought weed from once before texts me regularly to inform me that he's "back on fat bags", or he's "got the real cheez in". I'm not sure what the opt out procedure is for drug dealer tele-marketing. The number keeps changing so I have no idea which one of my past dealers it is, or even which city he's from.

You should reply with:

THANK YOU FOR
CONTACTING THE NCA
DRUGS ENFORCEMENT
DEPT. WE WILL RESPOND
IN THE NEXT 24HR YOUR
TICKET NUMBER IS #6826411

'Quiiiiiiick. I'm already drunk and I've had 2!'

I received this recently. Not a scooby!!

'St Mary's ct area. Filters out cleaning them measuring air changes in rooms. Balometer easy peasy lemon squeezy away by 12.'

^It's an invitation to a lemon party

I got BCC copied in on an email conversation between my boss and supervisor discussing sacking me from my shit temp position. So that was nice.

Also I asked my dealer if he had any 'tickets' (used to use this phrase way back as he worked in a theatre) got overheard by my mum who then thought that he could hook her up with cut-price deals to see fucking Coppelia on Ice.