• shudder
    What size were the big bottles? Were they 70cl or a litre?

    Once, me, Rabbit and my brother Devil necked a big bottle each in one go.

    The results were not pretty.

    He was on the smaller bottles.

    I was staying with him overnight and upon arriving home she said to him: "tell me what you want me to do, I'll do anything..."

    I went to make a cup of tea and as I shuffled past, I heard him say to her: "lick my balls whilst I have a snooze..."

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