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  • Maybe if I'd cut through my chainstay with a hacksaw to free the chain, would that be epic enough?

    Nope that would still be stupid

    Or praps if I tried to ride the bike as it is and got decapitated by a bus?

    Ditto

    Or what if I chained myself to the bike and set my flat on fire, then rode up the inside of a tipper truck?

    Ditto

    or maybe if I rode the bike off a cliff while tossing off to a video of russel crowe fucking himself up the ass with a broken chainstay?

    Ditto. However this would be less tedious than your usual input

    Or what if I drank six cans of beer and posted a load of random shit on a bike forum? Then threw up over my keyboard?

    Ditto and you would be a lightweight.

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