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@William.
Gee, sorry Bobbo. I'll be careful what I post in future.
Maybe if I'd cut through my chainstay with a hacksaw to free the chain, would that be epic enough? Or praps if I tried to ride the bike as it is and got decapitated by a bus? Or what if I chained myself to the bike and set my flat on fire, then rode up the inside of a tipper truck?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsqJFIJ5lLs
or maybe if I rode the bike off a cliff while tossing off to a video of russel crowe fucking himself up the ass with a broken chainstay? Or what if I drank six cans of beer and posted a load of random shit on a bike forum? Then threw up over my keyboard?