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@Alkali
I'm channeling Skrtluv's vibe hard here:
Since I got relegated
from LuFGuSS to Pinkbike
I've been able to say
Whatever I like
They don't take the mick
Outta griptape or bars
Average age is 15
It isn't too hard
To impress them
With a rhyme or a skid
If they get demanding
I'll show them my vid-
Eo, Yo, mad flow on the mic
I can chat shit
All day if I like
T'was a strange call
To delete my account
My Free World Build thread
Would never amount
To a pile of beans midst
The tosh spouted here
To Scoble's trousers
I couldn't come near
My recommendations for bike fit
It's true
Were questionable
But wouldn't you
Use plumbing supplies
Instead of Grip tape
Change your cockpit daily
I've got arms like an ape
I remain available
If your bike's unsaleable
If you've problems with your setup
Or even with your get-up
Need a homemade hat?
Yeah, I got that
Drilling up your saddle?
It's time to get rad, All
You Haters Suck My Balls
Peace