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or swap the word nob with cob to make it slightly funnier and slightly less offensive

still bad

^^^^ ...oooof. very good, but really bad taste at the same time!

Cannot be un-read.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Follow the fresh prints!

A classic.

^^^^ ...oooof. very good, but really bad taste at the same time!

yep, shit and sweet corn are not a delight on the palate

Has anyone played the oscar pretorious drinking game?

Every time someone goes to the toilet you do four shots.

(Extra marks for getting legless)

Boom.

(boom, boom ,boom.)

I want you in my room.

Let's spend the night together.

Has anyone played the oscar pretorious drinking game?

Every time someone goes to the toilet you do four shots.

(Extra marks for getting legless)

there's a similiar game for tee-totallers except you play it with OJ.

lol

Funniest thing about that damn trial

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to HatBeard again

I would sacrifice myself for that.

Has anyone played the oscar pretorious drinking game?

Every time someone goes to the toilet you do four shots.

(Extra marks for getting legless)

Despite weeks of evidence, the jury have failed to reach a verdict. 'we're stumped', the foreman said in a statement

so now it's okay to take the piss out of disabled people?

Fuck off ginger balls.

haha! BALL. Ginger BALL.

so now it's okay to take the piss out of disabled people?

Who is Oscar Pretorious, anyway? Is he disabled?
I mean, I could understand if this was about Oscar Pistorius, but...

so now it's okay to take the piss out of disabled people?

only via catheter

nice

That is clever, if not awful.