Functional bikes. Not Porn not Anti

I wish I'd gone off road somewhere today. Had planned a long, gentle road ride and gave up after 50km or so. Combination of apathy, boredom and a raging hangover after a week reading about gravel roads and forest tracks in Wales and assorted Bridleways around the rest of the UK.

Where are you reading about the Welsh forest trails? I'd really like to put some fat tyres on the tourer and get some off road miles in this summer.