Bike porn

What? Have you watched any Cyclocross?
It's full of all kinds of bikes, from 'purpose-built race rig' to 'beater'. What it isn't full of is fucking twats saying, "No sorry, you can't enter this race, your frameset has bottle-cage bosses."

Who's this?
Oh look, it's Professional Cyclocross racer Julie Krasniak competing in a sanctioned UCI Cyclocross race on her Team-issue Focus Rapha Cyclocross race bike.
Hello, what are those bosses on her seat-tube?

Later that night...

Yerr but they're racing cross in Merica, which we all know isn't real cross because it's not mainland Europe where they're really good sooooooo.....