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as predicted by some on here, barca's transfer ban is suspended until the appeals process is exhausted, so will be allowed to buy and sell players in this coming transfer window

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/23/barcelona-transfer-ban-suspended-fifa

time for them to buy a couple of centre backs then, hoping they want Sideshow Luiz rather than Vertonghen...

Hmmm pretty unimpressive stuff from the governing bodies there - but who would have suspected any differently?! Barca are in a crisis right now and if they were unable to sign players this window then it would roll over another season.

I expect them to go in for Laporte at Bilbao when Valverde is brought in as manager in the off season....

Would have thought you got your fill looking in the mirror Chris. #moobs

as predicted by some on here, barca's transfer ban is suspended until the appeals process is exhausted, so will be allowed to buy and sell players in this coming transfer window

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/23/barcelona-transfer-ban-suspended-fifa

time for them to buy a couple of centre backs then, hoping they want Sideshow Luiz rather than Vertonghen...

Thank You.
And I believe I was widely ridiculed when I suggested it would not hold. Seems I was right, as usual.
All the doubters

Well it's been put on hold - I still think there will be a double window ban but the real urgency for them was this window.

Of course it wasn't gonna hold... Too late, this ^...

United offering Luke Shaw £100k a week.

They really are getting desperate.

spotted. multigrooves in lambs conduit lunchtime today. good catch up dude - CL final is a good shout for catch up.

please note all - Festus exuded nothing but class when the topic of football came up.

football is a topic

A Kopite nut in every bite...
#igmc

Fingers crossed that Van Gaal gets the Utd job. Dutch media keeps saying that he is/was in the latter stages at Spuds but he'll be soooo much more fun at ManUre.

One of my all time favourites. Siempre negativo!
http://youtu.be/VhERJW3ftkw

Having read Robert Enke's biography, I really can't stand Van Baal or Frank de Boer. Cunts.

Fingers crossed that Van Gaal gets the Utd job. Dutch media keeps saying that he is/was in the latter stages at Spuds but he'll be soooo much more fun at ManUre.

One of my all time favourites. Siempre negativo!
http://youtu.be/VhERJW3ftkw

This fella will last 10mins.

This is totally turning into the glory hunter's thread... Amazing...

Who the fuck are all these scouse-cum-lately knobends?

Where were they when we were shit??

Let's do the WhatsApp thing and leave the Kopites to it...

So are the Chelsea fans all leaving this thread en masse? Mainly because other teams are doing well?

Does Whatsapp have a bed wetting service?

Fascinating isn't it? I've seen years of banter here and barely two pages of [strike]stick[/strike] fachts and just like their plastic rustling brethren they've fucked off early doors!

#moistfannies

Glad to see that the FA are throwing the book at Mourinho, despite the press glossing over his ridiculous comments at the weekend.

On a lighter note, Isco is the spitting image of a young Jamie Redknapp.

I thought that but his shorts aren't tight enough. Needs moar crotch concertinaing.

top work copywriters

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bl2yqt8CUAApyVd.jpg%3Alarge

Robert Matthew Van Winkle

waves

You can see why United didn't want him. Winner or no winner.

He isn't getting younger. That constipated Stoke brand of footie will only get more entrenched. I just cannot see how their fans would have felt if TFSW (waiter) had pulled any of that.

Would manu fans really want him? Or is that desperation talking? They constantly bang on about two wingers and 'teh united way' yet seem intent on doing anything to get him. Not sure how what power Charlton has but he fucking hates JM.

so have the miserabilists that support Chelsea picked up their football and decided to play without us? So much bedwetting when new football fans enter the thread. I am amazed.

You couldn't move for TFSW (walker) and his mates hash tagging their sniggers at anything lfc related. Now its all tumble weed from them...like the mid 90s all over.

They'll be back once maureen's done her party pissing trick this weekend...

The words: You can't turn it on and off like switch are ringing true for Bayern here. What happened to the team that looked frighteningly good against citeh?

They've played like West fucking ham tonight. What's german for do you even shoot, brah?

Can't wait for Sunday...

IF Liverpool do win the league we need to have LFC victory drinks. All the Chelsea bedwetters and Pisti are of course invited

Could that cunt Ramires be banned for the Liverpool game?

Stadium extension plans revealed

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27135682

Should be able to accomodate a whole new wave of Glory Hunters

^Don't be silly. We wouldn't spend money actually going to Anfield.