Coffee Appreciation

No, hipsters say "have you heard the latest xxx album. I've got it on limited red see-through vinyl. It matches my plastic fauxglasses and this retro plastic Timex I paid 800USD for, specially imported from Cunce R Us" all while adjusting their waxed beards or pulling their trousers up a bit to show their faux prison tatts.

Its generational, and nobody thinks they are one, everyone differentiates themselves from the ones that came before.

I'm sure those older, glasses-wearing, bearded, once-were-hips would say "No, hipsters say 'have you seen my black hair dye for my Romulan hair cut? I am off to do some heroin and listen to Heroin
at a show in my friend's living room'"

and so on and so forth all the way back to hep cats and beatnik jazz.

At any rate "I'm not a hipster" is an impossible argument to win for anyone ever. You are a hipster skeptic. James Randi Lecture @ Caltech - Cant Prove a Negative - YouTube

/i have a beard but pull my trousers DOWN to show my faux prison tatts