Bike porn

The only time that bike should be on a fire road is when it's on the back of the uplift truck

Isn't it an enduro OverMountain bike?

I seriously seriously do not get this thread sometimes. That 'dale is probably a perfectly decent bike, but stems that stubby are out of proportion and ugly, as are lop-sided lefty forks. And it's not even clean.

'Dale thread, functional bikes (I am sure it is very functional for what it is designed to do) thread, let's offroad thread... but porn? seriously?

If you don't know about mountain bikes, then don't comment on them. I don't like old road bikes but I can appreciate a good example of one when I see it, so I don't comment.