Monday night race training

Doesn't sound good. Maybe avoid heavy exercise in wet/humid conditions?
Also maybe drop down to the less advanced group if you are struggling?

Probably best to get your own bike to crash too. I have a Giant Omnium frame for sale :)

So move to another country other than England?
How about we all agree to just ride more slowly?
Happy to race you for the frame?
200 lap scratch race?