Lol:
Surely it would be safer to kick him on the back of the head and not risk hooking him into the path of the train?
Or even just kneel down on the side of the train, get your willy out and try and slap him with that.
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Surely it would be safer to kick him on the back of the head and not risk hooking him into the path of the train?
Or even just kneel down on the side of the train, get your willy out and try and slap him with that.