Bike porn

Don't be such a disgusting twat please. Probably not a great turn of phrase, but it's pretty fitting. If you weren't in Canada I'd get my sister to come and kick your head in. I'm glad you live in Canada, you should be too. Keep your sexist objectification of some woman you don't know to yourself.

I'd ask how you would feel if people passed comment and judged you based solely on your appearance, but having read a small amount of what you have written, you would come across better than if you were viewed on your appearance alone. Just. Your clothes and bikes are disgusting, and it looks like you have a small penis. And you probably prematurely ejaculate, which leads you to post banal, 'edgy' quasi-urban drivel on cycle forums as it is the only way you can stop yourself from adjaculating within six seconds. So you sit at your computer, miserably cry wanking to photos of women in cycle clothing, undressing them in your mind, staring so hard at their genitals that you start to see things that aren't there, periodically smashing caps lock in time with your sobs, until you finally come to a shuddering, ejaculate-free climax. You then wipe up your tears, place your tiny member back in your courier shorts, Great for the Grind y'all, post some stupid youtube video, and then go and fuck with your awful bars on your on your awful bikes.

It's your choice if you don't want to wash your clothes, post drivel for all to see, build mind-bendingly ugly bikes which are set up badly just for attention and aggressively capitalize everything you spew, and I really don't mind if that is what you want to do, but it is not acceptable to be commenting on women's appearance on public forums.

Well said.