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i went to a wedding in 1991 in NEWTON AYCLIFFE .Spent about 6 days there staying in the NORTH BRITON pub drinking with a bunch of geordies and ex miners,they nicknamed me the GENUINE COCKNEY BASTARD.After drinking lots of Double Maxim and bitter my guts were a bit hostile to say the least.On the last night about 1am ,i farted and seriously followed through,i made my excuses and went upstairs to shower and change.Now im standing in the bathroom bollock naked with a pair of shit filled boxers in my hand,couldnt put them in the bathroom bin the stunk to high heaven.after much deliberation i threw them out of the bathroom window.Then i went downstairs and carried on drinking.