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@Alkali
There was a time 'fore I found LuFGuSS
Used to use another forum but they made a fuss
When I said rude words like 'Willy' or 'Bum'
Moderators there must have thought it was fun
To censor me, can you hear what I'm sayin'?
You couldn't on Mumsnet, they were all bayin'
For my blood, which is well ironical
The ladies on there must have had a monocle
With a powerful lens to examine my writing
Always getting banned, and loads of fighting
They're a tedious lot, the mums of Mumsnet
even if I posted recipes they'd get wet
They'd moisten, if they saw my name
No boys allowed! Mumsnet, it's a shame.