I got attacked by a plastic bag on Blackfriars Bridge this morning. It got stuck in my front mudguard and flapped ominously at my drivetrain. I shouted "fuck off! fuckofffuckofffuckoff" at it and it ignored me :(
Anyway, I managed to hook it off with my toe and it went for the boris biker behind me instead. Beware of feral bags, y'all
I got attacked by a plastic bag on Blackfriars Bridge this morning. It got stuck in my front mudguard and flapped ominously at my drivetrain. I shouted "fuck off! fuckofffuckofffuckoff" at it and it ignored me :(
Anyway, I managed to hook it off with my toe and it went for the boris biker behind me instead. Beware of feral bags, y'all