Epic WTF

Aira tried her harpsichord today after the worst of the winter dampness

and finding it wasn't playing very well started to look inside

and started to see disturbing things

It was truly terrifying

and she didn't know what to do

She checked her jacks and plectra

but was really at a loss

and it's never really fitted her - she needs longer legs to reach the pedals

"Sorry, it's got to go", she said, "This is going to be of better use to someone with central heating . . . and long enough legs"

Wow...