What's it like to live in Brixton / Brixton Borders

Doh!

lol!

Citron is kindly helping out if we can't get the little bit of key out...

lol!

I hope a giraffe eats you.

Proper lol...

That would be some fucked up giraffe

ur mums a giroff.

Spotted a new "cheese and wine bar" opening up next to Herne Hill station. Had a google and it looks incredibly hipster and poncey. They are charging a £100 membership fee to go in Fridays and Saturdays and they also sell "bespoke reclaimed furniture" which I'm assuming will be cheap reclaimed pallets with wheels stuck on them. There is a perfectly good pub across the road which does not charge £100 a year to go in. Can't see it taking off.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/OTC-Bar-Off-The-Cuff/345253852282895?ref=stream

This is not Shoreditch!

A mate says he saw a shopkeeper offer some old roap to a baffled hipster on Mare Street, Hackney. "Genuine 1950's school gym rope!"

Hipsters buy memberships to wine bars? Have you been to Dalston?

Sounds more like something for the aspirational classes, to me.

It'll be full of yummy mummies and their massive bugaboo tanks then

Lots of proper poshies in Herne Hill anyway, the poor things need somewhere other than Pizza Express to go in the evenings...

Stanchion Crew have already pre-registered.

Thank Christ.

+1

Do you even South London?

Do you even London?
#blowin

Home counties thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

anyone know a good local Gardener/landscaper?

Yup, he tells me he's good anyway...

an over priced, over stylised, over here, cheese and wine shop?

bindun

meh - good luck to 'em.

Will go down a smash with the babychino massive and fucking red trouser wearers taking their Putney/Fulham/Clapham based parents out for an edgy drink in the badlands of South East London.... "look mummy, Jamaicans..."

Plus, pre-flooding there was had been a wine and tapas bar at the bottom of half moon lane for ages.

if it's not your scene, just don't go.