The Cat Thread

He's like a one man trump factory, seriously, His arse is like some kind of advanced mustard-gas canon. It's as if his rear end has been reconfigured as an anal tribute to Viz magazine.. He stinks. He reeks of poo, reeks of it. You wouldn't let an asthmatic within ten feet of him on a bad day. Pig-bum, that was his nickname at school. Pig bum stinky pants. Pig bum stinky pants fart monster.

Finally we get to the (heheh) bottom of it.

That day in my studio really left its mark. Once you've been to the cave you can't shake the smell of the beast!