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@Wrongcog
Pocket is a twat.
4.00 am Jumpy, meowy funtime.
4.45 am Purry, pillow walky, eye lick time.
5.30 am Jumps on bed, then off, then on, then eats Mrs W's hair, then walks on my face, then gets locked in kitchen.
5.35 am Sounds like a kitten with the forearms of Hulk ripping the bottom off the kitchen door. Mrs W gets up, opens the blinds for cat viewing time, unlocks catflap. Cat does not look out of window or go outside.
5.50 am Brings all the toys into bedroom. Jumps on my nuts. I go into kitchen, throw out uneaten cat food from last night and replenish bowl. Cat ignores bowl.
6.30 am Massive fight with imaginary cat beast thing at foot of bed. Eats my feet.
7.30 am Meows at cat flap. Seems to have forgotten how to operate it.
8.30 am Throws all toys down stairs, runs up and down getting them, throws them all down again.
9 am. We finally get up after our first 'lie in' in three weeks. Cat fucks off outside.
9.30 am Returns soaking wet, eats a load of food, goes to sleep.
Like I said. Twat!