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Willian looks like a good player, but 2 goals and 7 assists isn't a compelling contribution for £32mn. Diego Costa was available for the right price.

Have you watched Chelsea this season? He's all over the place linking the play up..

Willian is a good player from what I've seen, but arguably a top centre forward would have been more useful. No doubt Jose will get his wish this summer.

Engage full plastic mode: Check.

Don't choke on the prawn sandwich.

Like Arsenal are in the league?

Organic hummus wrap more like..

Hummus in Newcastle. I doubt it.

Peas pudding.

Mechanically recovered lard sarnies more like...
#racist #myexwifewasageordielass

snore >>>>>>> zzzzzzzzzzz >>>>>> snore >>>>>>>>> zzzzzzzzzz >>>>>>>>>>>> snore etc.

@Jaw, wouldn't Chelsea just offer him a new contract with improved terms to keep him out of the clutches of PSG?

He's been one of your better performers this season, even if he hasn't been as inspirational as last season. And I'm not seeing Lampard being kept on, so it would be foolish to let him leave.

I'm being realistic Corny. Every player has his price. When was the last time football was known for its sensibility?

What other options does he have?

Who's fault is that?

Exactly...

@Jaw, yeah but Oscar's only been with you for a hot minute. He's playing Champions League football, and Chelsea are going to invest to attempt to win the title, so unless he's got issues with Mou, why would he want to leave.

Who's fault is that?

Exactly...

We'll talk about this next season...

Oscar isn't going anywhere... Don't believe everything you read in Teh Grauniad, CornPops...

If P$G come with £40m+ and offer him north of £150k a week in a Qatari bank account he will be off.

Obvs...

Just gone one up but no celebrations here. Unless we are 3 goals clear I won't feel comfortable. Players need to shut the fuck up and do the business today. Can't believe what a joke this season has been.

We are so bad and Stuart Pearce hasn't even taken over yet. Onwards and downwards.

new favourite comic

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/apr/05/hereford-omid-djalili

well done omid

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donations welcome i'm sure

Congratulations to Leicester on a thoroughly deserved promotion. Credit also due to to the owners for sticking with Pearson.

Seriously, great run since early Dec. Promoted with six games to spare. You're right prole, sticking with Pearson after the sickening end to last season was key, and he stuck by his players

You're welcome... :)