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Chalfie, need a young striker, Lukaku's shown he can score goals in the Premier League, even without the right service he'll still make something happen. Fits Spurs M.O of buying them young and selling on, and if we did get him (his agent says he's spoken to Levy, but he's also speaking to lots of people) we'd get a young striker with plenty of upside who will give us a different look upfront.

If we did get him I'd assume Adebayor would be out the door, but I could be wrong..

And he'd move to Spurs because of all those glamorous Thursday nights right??

Stop it, Corny, it isn't August yet...

This. I know your season is over, but let everyone else catch up eh?