Weight / Fat loss

I look at that "white fluff" with the dispiriting intuition that it will have the same greasy-slick texture as a Tunnocks teacake. Although I realise that would be a plus for you, hats.

Heretic! I've just boshed 6 of them, and have another 6 for later, Purely for naviagation purposes of course.

When I feel like a healthy option or I'm feeling posh, I'll go for a Walnut Whip. Shame they're now owned by Nestle. According to wiki walnut whip is rhyming slang for snip, as in vasectomy.