Functional bikes. Not Porn not Anti

That bike really made me realise how much I hate Rivendell-Petersen-esque hippy fake-rando bullshit.
The only parts of it I like are the pedals, rear light and tyres.
The rest is trying way too hard. The luggage is unbearable.

Can't help but agree with you on the fake-rando thing. I dread to think how much that bike would cost, all in.