Weight / Fat loss

You've failed thus far. I really look forward to it.

You don't even know what I weigh, princess so, please feel free to focus on the topic at hand.

Yeah, but only because that unit of measurement is yet to be invented.

Oh, I believe the Metric Fucktonne is live and well.

Better than Metric Fucktone :)
I thought the new measurement unit was a mergetrick trucktonne?