Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

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Saddle and bars look sad, like some one called them ugly.

She looks so pleased with her bike I can almost forget its got "hate" written all over the wheels.

Going to have to put a few stickers with "feck arse girls" on my bike to keep up.

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Are you new here...? ;)

She looks so pleased with her bike I can almost forget its got "hate" written all over the wheels.

Going to have to put a few stickers with "feck arse girls" on my bike to keep up.

To be fair lots of people on here have vulgar words on their bikes, that could be quite funny if they were in colours matching you frame.

Why is there vulgar words on bikes anyway? I've not seen it yet in Norn Ire.

Feck/Arse/Girls or any other Father Ted ref would go down well.... or maybe give White Van Man an excuse to go for me. I've no idea... :)

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb311/voidjava/bianchi%20olmo%20cervelo/eab9d984-f304-434e-a7c5-dfa0f22b075b_zpsb6a0b930.jpg~original
Nice re-paint

that could have looked pretty cool if they dropped every 'cervelo' logo except the one on the DT

what if you want to look at part of the bike other than the downtube (not unreasonable I think?!), how will you remember who made it???
didn't think of that did you

I want someone to repaint and then carefully replace all logos on a canyon. And then add some more for good measure.

http://brimages.bikeboardmedia.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dpardo-T-Type-healthy-saddle-happy-butt-7-600x400.jpg
http://brimages.bikeboardmedia.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dpardo-T-Type-healthy-saddle-happy-butt-3-600x400.jpg
looks comfy

http://brimages.bikeboardmedia.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dpardo-T-Type-healthy-saddle-happy-butt-5-600x400.jpg
"These are the cranks that supposedly increase torque output by 41% over a standard crank. Apparently the cranks are so easy to turn that they have had to increase the chainring tooth counts to include a new Monster R58 58t ring"

These are the cranks that supposedly increase torque output by 41% over a standard crank.

*cough*horseshitcough

"These are the cranks that supposedly increase torque output by 41% over a standard crank. Apparently the cranks are so easy to turn that they have had to increase the chainring tooth counts to include a new Monster R58 58t ring"

Want to post these in pron thread just to see tester disapprove.

He'd drag out that old image of those L shaped cranks and say something like 'no mechanical advantage then. And none now'.

Do it. You'll see.. !

Why are there so many of these crappy Unknown frames with weird builds half full of expensive parts? Could it be the guys running unknown trying to show how bling their bikes are?

Unknown make fantastic frames, for freestyle at least.

He'd drag out that old image of those L shaped cranks and say something like 'no mechanical advantage then. And none now'.

My work here is done.

Retiring to Luton then?

Magicman might be quick enough to pick up d2z sponsorship, but his new bike certainly has a lot of untraditional angles going on...

Wow. That's some falice.

http://i.imgur.com/iVKd9aZ.jpg