Flippant yes, but it never gets boring reading what they're up to over there. Journos must be fighting over the communist desk after too long mired in dreary domestic politics.
"Our leader's haircut is very particular, if you will," one source tells Radio Free Asia.
This source is no longer living and Radio Free Asia is no longer broadcasting. Long live the new treachery.
Earlier, North Korea's state TV launched a campaign against long hair, called "Let us trim our hair in accordance with the Socialist lifestyle".
The best kind of satire is the type too far fetched to invent. I wear nothing but blind loyalty trousers and fear of death Y-fronts, topped off with a capitalist undercut with a dollar sign shaved into the rear.
Flippant yes, but it never gets boring reading what they're up to over there. Journos must be fighting over the communist desk after too long mired in dreary domestic politics.
This source is no longer living and Radio Free Asia is no longer broadcasting. Long live the new treachery.
The best kind of satire is the type too far fetched to invent. I wear nothing but blind loyalty trousers and fear of death Y-fronts, topped off with a capitalist undercut with a dollar sign shaved into the rear.