Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

$20K Lolz

Mpftt. Another decepticon...

^^^ cow catcher.

been fisted?

All we are proving is that AssSaver should become the genericised cross-atlantic term.

Simple communication is enough, there should be no need for mechanical protection in a civilised society.

As a female cow I feel offended by this.

^^^ cow catcher.

Oh dear, I can see an udder thread derail in the offing.

Go(a)t milk?

Would

Oh deary me...

1 Attachment

Can see TM riding it to the pub.

vom.

Can see TM riding it to the pub.

Not with that saddle...

Not with that saddle angle...

;)

If this is anti just because of those gaps, it's not anti.
It's actually very well proportioned if you forget for a moment the tight gap ideology.
It's not porn either of course cause it's wearing omniums and a silver fork spacer... and that black chainring...

so what is it?

...is there a post called "beauty is for the eye of the beholder" ?

dat stripe. I never want to meet the person who though that was a cool idea.

Pretty sure they like Duty Free.

so what is it?

It's a build from somebody whose priorities were not aesthetics but "individuality".
It's a stupid build: it makes no sense. Why a bent seat tube and huge clearance? Why carbon wheels and integrated HS with steel fork and quill stem lookalike? Why does the paint is only on one side or the rims?
And alternating spoke colours never look good in any circumstances.

The "meh" thread?

Cannot get my head around all this Festka wanking off. They're a dogs dinner.

Almost certainly a re, possibly a joke build, but I happened across....

[QUOTE=master;4139166]

If this is anti just because of those gaps, it's not anti.
It's actually very well proportioned if you forget for a moment the tight gap ideology.
It's not porn either of course cause it's wearing omniums and a silver fork spacer... and that black chainring...

so what is it?

...is there a post called "beauty is for the eye of the beholder" ?[/QUOTE]

Tries so hard yet still ends up ugly as.

Oh, and the beautiful line that lines up on rims and frame and fork such a well though thru visual element..until the bike moves.
Anti is anti, stop trying too hard to make it not anti

Oh, and the beautiful line that lines up on rims and frame and fork such a well though thru visual element..until the bike moves

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day :-)

Didn't even bother to line up the rim stickers so that the valves are at the same angle though (assuming the front is hidden behind the fork) despite the whole stickering process ostensibly being for porny bike photos.

Edit. Actually looks as if the front valve has been shopped out/isn't there, which is even more absurd.

I assume the valve is shorter than the rim.