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Well that's a relief.

I'm completely against capital punishment apart from whining blubbing kids in supermarkets.

^ this. Destroy them all with rabid cats!

If they set up the red button I'll take it working from home. As long as I don't have to see the faces.

you do the day i'll take the night shift

if i took the night shift do you reckon they'd come round and check if i was sneakily getting some power naps in ?
could hook the red light up to an alarm clock
think of it a snooze button

Wonder if we'll get a blackberry each or have to share.

office in central london
we could outsource
america
iraq
north korea ( we'd need a button that lets the dogs out ) but sure it could be arranged

Walnut desk, corner office, cocaine, hookers, suits like in Mad Men, sexism, secretaries, old school lifts with bellboy, drinks cabernet. When do I start?

Walnut desk, corner office, cocaine, hookers, suits like in Mad Men, sexism, secretaries, old school lifts with bellboy, drinks cabernet. When do I start?

not yet, we haven't got the gig

stupid words

drinks cabernet

(this should be your button-pressing uniform)

That could work

Walnut desk, corner office, cocaine, hookers, suits like in Mad Men, sexism, secretaries, old school lifts with bellboy, drinks cabernet. When do I start?

(this should be your button-pressing uniform)
'Cabinet', not 'cabernet' or 'cabaret'. But you both know that.

#yoofoftoday

#yoofoftoday

'Youth of today'. But you know that.

I believe it's spelled 'yoot'...

^ this. Destroy them all with rabid cats!
I fucken love rabbid cats

This is indicative of the state of our society today;

http://www.theguardian.com/money/2014/mar/12/uk-payday-loan-shop-banks-building-societies

The basic issue is that the minimum wage is too low to support those hardworking families that David Cameron and his wealthy cohorts talk about incessantly and they have to resort to short term loans at exorbitant interest rates to make ends meet. What a sad and sorry state of affairs.

It's time for change.

look out the echoing halls of power

Also indicative of banks moving away from the core business with the community (savings/small loans), and instead the things that serves the executives bonus packages (profit profit profit, let some other chump deal with the fallout)
?

look at the cooperative as a prime example
it's now owned by hedge funds
criminal

When will people wake up and see what's happening?

Something something something sheeple!

Delicious sheeple. Good with both mint and apple sauce.

Maybe during the next bout of rioting, estate agents will be targeted.

I do think that would be the Rightmove.