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It's time for
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Pickled eggs
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Pickled onions
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Broadside
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= Happy New year
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Peace and love

I don't know why but whenever I go to visit Pierre the diminutive flat bread salesman I am reminded of little children
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It must be the pita patter of tiny Pete

Yesterday I gave my dinner guests dishes from Finland’s northernmost region
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They Lapped them up

I had a Salmiakki Koskenkorva as a festive night cap
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Well it was a lovely way to Finnish the day

A friend of mine bought his wife bones, meat, seafood, vegetables ,water and wine for Christmas
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He wanted her to dabble in stocks

A friend of mine is trying to give up their addiction to boxing day
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They're currently doing cold turkey

Did you hear that Jesus's meteorological equipment, inscribed with his patronymic, got stolen?
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Someone took the lord's name in vane

Peace and love

Joseph is in his carpentry workshop and the hammer slips and hits his thumb. He swears loudly
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His son walks in and says ' you called father ? '

A German baker friend of mine has just been arrested loading up his van
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He's been charged with handling stollen goods

Yoko Ono never has sprouts for Christmas dinner
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She prefers to give peas a chance

A podiatrist friend of mine was hoping to put on a music festival highlighting the works of a famous German composer and musician of the late Baroque period.
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However these sky high covid figures have put them on the Bach foot

Which do you prefer to drink at Christmas ?
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a - hot spicy wine ?
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b - warm spicy wine ?
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c - cold spicy wine ?
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d - none of the above ?
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This is a mulled tipple choice question

Time to say cheers

Hope everyone is doing well
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Allow me to present the three s ' s
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Socks
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Sandals
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Submariner
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Peace , love and have a great weekend ...

This year I'm buying a friend of mine an LP by a Polish composer and virtuoso pianist of the Romantic period
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That's the Christmas Chopin sorted

An advent calendar sales representative friend of mine is seriously ill
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Apparently their days are numbered

Been thinking about this over the weekend if I was knocked off my bike and couldn't work as a result I would be asking the insurers of the vehicle to pay for my loss of earnings and any pain and suffering caused I take it this avenue has been explored apologies for lack of punctuation
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Hope everyone is doing well ...

A friend of mine is sheltering from storm arwen in a synagogue
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It should Passover soon

Donation made
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I will always remember riding for about 10 miles in essex on the dunwich dynamo with Scott chatting the middle of the night chat before he left me on his there and back ride mission
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We love you Scott
❤️💛💚

It's time for fish and chips
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Yes I know to quote Sean Connery in ' from Russia with love ' ( 1963 ) ' mnnn red wine with fisch ...'
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Peace and love

Clocking off at 4 pm
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Still rocking sandals
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Have a great weekend people
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Peace and love

A friend of mine was threatened violently by someone who works in a meat pie factory
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They were charged with a fray bentos

A fireworks manufacturer friend of mine has anger management issues
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They've got a really short fuse

A friend of mine did really well in their fireworks exam
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They passed with flying colours