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can you stop pointing at things it's rude

I don't know what those things are though. :'-(

Were you Talkemada on Singletrack as well?

I am legion. D'you know, they still talk about me to this day, on that forum. I was very popular.

A face for radio as they say.

Shane McGowan hires me to stand next to him to make him look attractive.

Is your face always that blurred?

Pretty much.

Not much of a looker are you?

Professional Milk Curdler in the Cheese and Yoghurt making industry, me.

Can you tell i'm bored at work!?

Ha ha!

Ooh, my first LFGSS stalker!

Wonders whether or not to be a little concerned...

Royal berth? What, like a parking bay, but for a boat?

If right clicking on your name and clicking Google is flattering to you; you're welcome.

Thing is; you actually went to the trouble of doing so. Hence, I'm flattered. Thanks.

What royal bath? Royal Bath? Lovely city. Steeped in history with fantastic architecture. But surely that's a topic for another thread?

Elfinsafety - are you nice in real life?

You'll have to find out, won't you?

Professional troll is professional:

Troll, no. Famous; obviously!

Seriously; I'm very flattered. I'd forgotten I even had a Twitter account! :-D

I don't have it any more.

the ignore function?

No I think he meant hair.

Cos it came off in my haynds...

holds bodieanddoyle's hair up out of the way

Heh!

:-D

I love you too sweet tits.

X

originally posted by mikec: I've never had sex thank you very much!

ftfy. ;-)

Clutch, mike; clutch.

Except that he wazzunt convicted of owt. And it wazzunt in France. And the prosecution called for all charges to be dropped.

So you're a slanderer. ;-)

@roboto:

I think you should understand that a lot of us have met each other socially (i.e. not sat at a computer being a keyboard warrior) before and we generally know our limits when it comes to taking the piss on this thread without over stepping the mark. Maybe you should sit back and make a few friends before you think you can swing your fat sweaty bollocks* around 'ere.

I coon't give a flying fuck if you all got together in one huge bumming circle, quite frankly. And I fully expect to meet folk off here at some stage; I've met well over wunundred people off another forum I used to frequent, plus there's quite a few on here who probbly know me from there/in real life anyway (there's at least 3 or 4 I know personally).

And as for the 'not knowing someone' thing; that works both ways. How d'you know if I'm being 100% serious or not?

Consider yer chain yanked. ;-)

I think it's to do with age of consent. Which varies from country to country. In Germany, where Ribery had sex with the prostitute, that age is 14. Whether or not you agree with that is irrelevant, as the girl was 17. And that woon't be illegal here anyway.

And the comment about Ribery is out of line too. He paid a 17-year old prostitute to have sex with him on his 26th birthday. So calling him a 'nonce' is bang out of order.

Cowardly response from dicki. Predictable.

Not at all.

I just like seeing people squirm...

The question was for dicki.

Muslim actually. Why, d'you have a problem with that?

Beautiful bit of play from Suarez right at the end, to set up Aspas for a simple tap-in. Liverpool really can't afford to lose Suarez.

Any idea who 'we're' trying to buy at the moment?

Signed two strikers, a goalkeeper and a defender. However, neither striker is experienced in the PL, so possibly a bit risky by Rodgers. The 'midfielders' comment referred to the number of midfielders LFC have brought in over the last few seasons, yet failed to reinforce attacking options sufficiently. But you'd have known this...

Rodgers still chasing a winger after losing out on Henrikh Mkhitaryan

Soldado being touted as a possible. As are Aly Cissokho and Josep Ilicic. Soldado being the most exciting prospect (after Darren Bent of course).

Blimey; Borini's actually looking ok right now...

48 min: LUIS SUAREZ HAS PUT HIS SHINPADS ON!!!!!!

Are you really that dim?

Probably dimmer...

Like Piss and Bleach?

Preferable to Piers Morgan, surely?

Piers Morgan + Arse. A natural combination.

If he does go, LFC will then probbly use the money to buy another dozen midfielders.

Or Darren Bent.

So.......do you ever go to Liverpool home or away matches?

Yes

No

Maybe

*Pick an answer that suits your sensibilities. Then fap away to your heart's content.

Anyway, the glorious BBC reported 15 minutes ago that Suarez "wants talks with Arsenal..."

Interesting that they 'know' this given that he's currently half way round the world and probbly currently on a training pitch somewhere...

Suarez will naturally be looking at all his options. I think he'd much rather prefer a move to Real than Arse, and I'm not sure if Arse will meet his wage demands, given that they don't pay anywhere near what other clubs are willing to. I'm surprised such figures are being discussed in relation to Arse FC. I'll be amazed if he does sign for Arse.