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Funny that forest are now a better team than spurs, nuno must be having a right old chuckle about that

Prison style tattoo done with a paper clip and biro ink or gtfo

Finished off Zone of Interest this evening, having gotten too tired yesterday. By far and away the best film I have seen this year. I won’t be hurrying to watch it again, as I am now feeling deeply sad, but you have to admire Glazer’s filmmaking prowess here. A formal triumph - to place so much weight on what can’t be seen when you’re working in a visual medium is a gutsy move - but one that also delivers a huge emotional punch. I will definitely come back and rewatch at some point in the future. Just not any time soon.

2 heretical items.

1) mince pie doughnut. Too much cream, not enough mince. Conceptually great but poorly executed.

2) mince pie crumble slice thing. Shortbread base, crumble top, shot through with gooey mincemeat. Actually v good.

Daylight robbery!

I suspect it’s £2 a pop if you buy 4 at a time. I bought 8.

Decided to finally watch Zone of Interest as a little pre-Xmas treat. About 2/3rds of the way through and all I can say is fucking hell.

Puff pastry does not belong with mince, I will fight anyone who disagrees

this is piss poor trolling, try harder

This chunky monkey has been hanging out in a corner of the bathroom steadily getting bigger and bigger

Good point - the total lack of public transport infrastructure is also to blame

have never needed a butt plug to crank one out, but nice to have the option I guess

"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

Yes

They also look cooler, which I think we can all agree is by far the most important thing

Many apologies for assuming you were a fancy Londoner

£2 a pie, which I guess isn't that bad for you fancy London people, but I'm a thrifty northerner these days

Yeah, I guess there's nothing cool about trying to cut your finger off. Hope it heals up quickly.

my barn

Any cup is a masturbation cup if you’re in a hurry

Supergluing your own wounds is cool. Finding your own blood splattered around the place is also cool.

Looks like you are cool. Tricky thing to achieve when you’re a parent. Well done.

James Titcomb

lol titcomb

well you know what this has been an absolute shitter of a week and this additional news really isn't helping. given that this is p much the only site I use, maybe it will help me to spend more time in the actual real world.

just really shit news.

Carry on Netflix

Buffin is getting in the Christmas spirit. On the kitchen table. Which we are clearly successfully training her to not get on.

She's been with us five weeks today. Seems to have settled in pretty well. Tolerates the kids. Only continuously demands food between the hours of 6:30 and 22:30. Very much loves to be wherever people are, so you can generally bet that if you don't know where she is then she's probably doing something she shouldn't be. Has only shat in one laundry basket. Still gets a bit anxious in the evening and has a insane run around the house whilst arching her back at anyone who dares to look at her.

Probs going to start letting her out of the house in the next week or so, give her a chance to explore. At that point we can sit down and have a serious chat about her job description and explain her duties in the mouse and squirrel killing departments. Quotas, targets and bonuses, that sort of thing.

there was a fad for putting blue lights in places as it was thought to make it more difficult for heroin users to find a vein. How much smack have you been doing in the park?

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