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^^^ Ahhhh, upset some I see...

When I were a lad, the term "faggot" meant a ball or roll of seasoned chopped liver, baked or fried.

Now, it seems it is a homosexual.

As this site is "so-right-on", I don't want to offend anyone (like I'm worried) so I will change the word to plump-fat-people.

Carry on, fence dwellers...

^ and WTF does that prove?

If I was riding past in a car and saw that bunch of podgy-plump-fat-people lying all over the road, I would call an ambulance and the police.

Fucking Sportive riders being knobs.

Yeah, 3-legged mutant bear-dogs should probably have right-of-way.

Try riding on the Worth Way in West/East Sussex.

The dog owners are mutant three legged bell ends whom own the Sustrans track.

Foul mouthed also.

They taught me everything...

How much did it go for?

What bikes do you ride, have any of them ever been ridden by cheats? Or do you just discriminate against texans?

Reported for texanism.

Mercian.
Dawes.
Pete Matthews.
Boardman.
Dave Hinde.
Paul Milnes.
Flying Scot.
Raleigh.
Several others, mostly hand built by British builders.

Take your pick, and I don't hate Texans, but Lance is the uber motherfucker of cheating shit snorting EPO'd ten gallon hat finger jockeys that has ever sat on a bicycle, along with his red white 'n' blue rat fink cheating Postal "team".

and he wasn't very nice to Mr. Lemond too.

Get a bike fit if you haven't already. That costs a fraction of the price of a new bike, and I'd be surprised if it didn't make a welcome difference to your existing bike.

I don't get this "bike-fit" m'larky.

In the good ol' days, when you went to buy a bike, the geezer selling the bike knew what was decent for you and with a tweak here and there, you got a decent bike at the right size.

Now you have some PhDeed up boffin, with feckin lazers etc. telling you how to get the most power out of a pedal FFS.

My mate spent money on one of these "bike-fit" shite things, and spent three months off the bike with hamstring problems, when all along I was telling him his saddle was too high.

Utter shite.

Next...

trek domane

test ride one and you will understand

I won't ride a bike from a company that supported a drug fuelled Texan...

and they weren't very nice to Mr. Lemond either.

Allegedly...

Silver Sunbeam: relaxed, or what?

As you can see, I've managed to ride some way from London on it, in spite of its drawbacks.

Fuck me! That's a bed on wheels!!!

It was a closed road event, and certainly not a race.

Normal rules may not apply...
Then why were there cars on the road?

I got held up just behind the ambulance that came to pick the first guy
up. It looked like he had carried straight on where the road had not.
That's very sad. I've just seen the local news. Hope he pulls through.

You sound like Jeez with a short temper.
Thank You x

The whole of the London to Brighton entourage that fucked up my Sunday morning meander on West Sussex council's neglected shit catching potholed filled lanes yesterday.

Never, in my whole life on two wheels have I seen such a bunch of fucking idiots whom shouldn't be given a roller skate, never mind a whole fucking bicycle to be in charge of.

Unfortunately, I sheepishly joined the rabble, and within 10 seconds, one prick had hit a brightly coloured orange cone.

WTF?

In a road race, you can't cross the white line (unless the road is closed) and these fuckers where five abreast.

Also, twats were wearing headphones; so they couldn't hear you when asking for a bit of room to pass, and many had this weird ability to suddenly turn at lightning speed without warning and looking behind them first, as if they were using a TRON lightcycle of sumfin.

Quite fuckin' remarkable.

The WHOLE FUCKING LOT OF THEM SHOULD GO ON A BICYCLE AWARENESS COURSE before they hurt themselves or others in their vicinity.

frightening

There was no fee for buying the bike at the end of the agreement with my work.

I don't owe you £50.

I'll have a look into it.

Thanks x

So pissed off today :-(

I was looking forward to getting my new bike on the scheme, and then my employer decided to tell me that I couldn't have it as I work from home for three days of the week.

That classes me as a "homeworker".

I've put the deposit down, booked my holiday and now I've got no bike for it.

I have decided my boss is a cunt.

Anyone any ideas?

ps. £50 in the hand of anyone whom can get the bike for me through their work.
Ha-ha! Fuck the government ;-)

@The Seldom Killer; I agree with you, but the law won't press heavy charges against shit drivers because the prisons would be bursting at the seams, and we're constantly told that they are already full.

There are too many people pushing their case on the net for safer roads, and getting nowt changed. What is needed is one organisation to press against parliament for change and justice, but Blighty's residents are more interested in what's happening on Eastenders.

I remember seeing a news article about some poor sod whom was knocked off his bike and left with such a severe injury, that he lost his house because he couldn't work. The twat whom knocked the cyclist off, got a slap on the wrist and a paltry fine.

My mate was killed by another twat with no licence, no insurance, no MOT, no fucking morals and actually couldn't be arsed to arrive at court and guess what?

The twat walked free, and was ironically banned from driving!

I see twats driving 4x4's with coffee cups and mobile phones in use as they drop their cherished ones off to school every morn, and I can't understand how they can afford a £40k+ car, but can't get a bluetooth handsfree for a tenner off ebay!

There are a lot of twats making a lot of money off twats whom can't drive properly.

It's just a game and cyclists are the losers...

Get ready, as we'll all be wearing one soon:

The Forefront Helmets from Smith Optics - YouTube

Will it help if you're hit by a car at 30mph? Who gives a fuck, as your GoPro can film it all whilst it has embedded into your head on impact!!!

God Bless America.

Hoorah!

Fuck London and its bloody Rapha ponce brigade!!!

Three cheers for Bristol and its Basdurd, baws grindin' Gashead `gobshites! :-)

Alls good in the world...

I'd avoid letting the ASA or hse see that video...

I agree.

They shouldn't have got Mr. Puniverse to handle the big bolt cutters. The poor bugger looks like he's about to have a hernia!

Keep it to less than a minute, as I lost interest by then.

Seriously, I hope it works for you. Seems neat that the potential thief needs several tools to get through it. ;-)

^ Looks that way :-(

Pilgrim Cycles

http://pilgrim-cycles.co.uk/new-pilgrim-cycles-whitedown-fast-tourer-now-available/

THE best cafe at Box Hill.

Better to eat/drink/talk bikes here, than join the Rapha masses at the top of the lump called Box Hill.

Nice people too.

I'll wait for the DVD.

I knocked at the house where I thought I may have left it on their wall and there was no answer, so I left a note.
Also, knocked next door, to no avail.
Contacted police and nowt.

The missus has killed me. I'm writing this in spirit form :-(

^That's what I was hoping.

Fingers crossed ;-)

Can you trace a Garmin Edge 705 if someone logs onto the main Garmin site?

I left mine on a wall at Harrington Villas whilst I was packing the car after a stint on the Preston Park Velodrome Brighton (the red dot signifies my numptyness - see pic).

If anyone finds it there's a reward. My missus bought it for me and she'll feckin' kill me.

Hell hath no fury etc.

Hope there's a few honest people in the world...

I normally cycle the Worth Way onto that Cuckoo Trail thing, but it's a 90+ mile round trip and I'll be too knackered to do anything by the time I get there!

Does anyone know where the best place is to park a car that doesn't cost an arm and a leg?

Thanks in advance ;-)