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ive just been diagnosed with sausagephobia....................i fear the wurst

Gents

im looking for a little advice
a work someone has a bianchi GOLD 300 (poss around 2001 ish)
it certainly looks ok, it just hasnt been riden that much so just needs a service really
any ideas what this should be fetching? the seller wants £230

Ta muchly

"ITS A BOY" i shouted..................... as i ran out of the Thai brothel

i was watching a movie with my 12 year old son the other day and spoilt it when i accidently told him what happened in the end of the film. He was quite upset at leaning the ending only a few minutes after it had began

But at least i was was right.... he did cum on her face

ive heard that the National Blood Transfusion service are using chicken blood during transfusions
Apprently it makes men more cocky and women easier to lay

I love Ebay...Ive sold my homing pigeon for the 8th time this month

i went to see Ready Steady Cook being filmed the other day....Anthony Worrell Thompson stole the show

In 1785 my ancestor invented the cold air balloon.....but it never really took off

Police cordoned off Liverpool City Centre this morning when a suspicious object was discovered in a car.
It later turned out to be a tax disc

I saw a bloke being completely henpecked by his girlfriend on The Jeremy Kyle Show.

You could really see who wears the tracksuit bottoms in their relationship

8th Sept '66 The Severn Bridge from England to Wales opened. It remains the closest man has ever come to building a functioning time machine

A Scottish paedophile has raised a dispute with eBay.
He claims that the Wii GameBoy he received isn't what he was expecting.

ive just been arrested for setting fire to the DFS shop in Croyden.
Its not so bad though, i have 5 years to pay the fine and i dont have to go to prison for 5 years

[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]My wife asked me why I keep talking down to her and always say things behind her back [/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]I said “shut up, your in a wheelchair”[/SIZE][/FONT]