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Here is the full judgement which explains the case and the sentence:

https://www.judiciary.gov.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/sentencing-remarks-hhj-wendy-joseph-qc-r-v-alliston.pdf

Wot no poo?

The really rather attractive (imho) Zeb Soanes (he reads the Shipping Forecast) here: The Wheels of Chance - Zeb Soanes - YouTube

• diesel spill
  
• that pothole under Admiralty Arch that has reappeared again
  
• the undiagnosed noise eminating from somewhere on my bike whilst going downhill at speed whilst already holding on for dear life and thinking about where I put my will
  

just finished lamb chops in a red wine gravy, and moving on to a good old fashioned stuffed roast apple

I don't know who started this Alan Partridge malarkey, but I have just nearly wet myself watching this:

Alan Partridge - Pay Channel - YouTube

I will never lose any more body fat if I keep buying pork scratchings, I have just worked this out.

Keep pushing for an explanation. May be that they have wired the wrong mains supply numbers to the wrong meter numbers. Happened in my block when it was built with a few of the gas meters, took ages to sort out. Frankly I can't remember how it sorted itself out, so think I have typed all this rubbish in realising that I am being no help what so ever.

Er, sorry.

Ate a packet of pork scratchings last night, feel guilty.....but still reminded that the simplest culinary pleasures in life are best. Took me 4 mins to get to Tescos to buy them, takes Heston Annoying Glasses Blumenwotsit 3 days to make his, and his look like rice crispies.

Let's be clear this is what we used to refer to as a "light dusting" and is now a "downfall" - what the chuff we will be like in a couple of years Heaven only knows.

If ever there was a case of htfu....

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/400340_734956900366_204500334_38373894_1104826578_n.jpg

Want! :)

gagged and bound...?
kinky

Oh yum yum!

http://mashable.com/2012/01/27/facebook-privacy-open-graph/

Just another series of reasons to use Facebook with your eyes wide open..... Or just delete your account (after deleting all the information on it first)!

Giving this a bump, you shouldn't be posting in other threads about oh shit moments without a picture here, just sayin!

If you're really concerned about holding up the traffic, pull in to some safe spaces along the way to let the traffic pass. Personally I'd try to manage that at the many traffic lights rather than leave the flow of traffic completely.

+1

@hoke

Bugger me, happens twice eh? That was unlucky!

Heard nothing (although I'm knocking on, too)

I'm working on the basis age is negotiable (lighting dependent).

Er, anyone heard anything from them, or are they just ignoring me 'cos I'm old?

If you don't have a date lined up yet, and you're a bit of an exhibitionist, there's always this...

http://london.craigslist.co.uk/tfr/2788483073.html

A friend sent me the link, obviously....

General relativity suggests that it would be the chap with the larger head.

Assuming the two heads have the same density, the larger head has a greater mass, and will exert a greater gravitational pull on the earth, leading to an greater relative velocity between the two as the rider falls.

The pinhead will probably float off into space, or something.

I am wondering if the situation changes if the head is simply an inflated ego. Friends tell me that is not uncommon in the cycling world......

#goesofftostartalist

Finish the course.

Enjoy your cycling.

Use your cycling to clear your head over what you want to do next, after you have finished the course.

Part-finished anythings are always messy: this applies to relationships, cakes, crumbles and courses.

'nuff said.

Oh, and loving the derivation of 86!

Doctors are the worst for that kind of carry-on.

IMHO they are either raving nymphomaniacs, or purer than the driven snow. I, sadly, seem to have always ended up with the latter, when I would really prefer the former.

So this made me smile....worth staying with till the end.....
Happy Woman On Tram - YouTube

At which point do you think he realised "this is going to hurt?" 1.08 I am guessing...