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Thank fuck for that. I 'came out' online on here on Tuesday. This means I'm no longer a bummer.

You've cured me of gay!!!!

Hoorraaah.

So it's only a matter of time before paedophiles can now just put it down to a chemical imbalance and get away with it?

Now paedophiles do seem to get something of a bad press.

You can say what you like about them, but they ALWAYS slow down when driving past schools.

Really?

Attacking someone for being fat should be a hate crime, campaigners say.
They want so-called "fat-ism" to be made illegal on the same grounds as race, age and religious discrimination.

They are missing the point completely.

Running away from potential assailants is the only exercise some of these people ever get.

Where the fuck is the remote control for my DVD player?

Fixie skidder cycling through Hanover Square sitting on the top tube with his knees in the "Monkey fucking a football" position. Saddle looked fine. Why?

I thought it was a bit strange to have a noncyclist on the forum...but was half asleep so posted the other survey too.

Whaddya mean? It's the SCENE man, not the cycling.

I've never ridden a bike in my life, but have bought a Reynolds 531 frame that I take occasional pictures of.

"Tighten your pedal tension, you silly cunt"

Haven't really got the hang of this, have I?

Ok

Note to self. Stop trying to be a fucking smartarse

^ Double fail.

What do you want?

To start a thread, for fuck's sake. How many times does he have to spell it out?

Sheesh.

This bus has BRAKLESS mother fucker!

RLJ Fail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO2rW1alVv8&feature=player_embedded

Went from straps to clipless. 2 days in without mishap and some chav scrote cunt in a Citroen Saxo almost clipped me overtaking and pulling in. I went to boot his door, but of course forgot about the clipless bit so ended up doing 2 hops and a splat in front of about a dozen people smoking outside a boozer.

Fuck me - where will this end?

Bikes are now being nicked while in the process of being photographed for a listing.

Cunts.

Kitesurf fail.

http://www.youtube.com/v/-RVuXjf_PJo&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1

I did try one out in Paris back in Feb after the 6 Nations game. Sadly can't provide a review as I was off my tits at the time and can hardly remember it.

Ok guys - the challenge.

On the day the scheme is launched, you have 24 hours to get one of the hire bikes the furthest you can from its point of origin using pedal power only. Evidence via photo at destination and GPS trace.

I'll give it 2 months before the bulk of the bikes have been lobbed into a canal or smashed up by scrotes.

Down's syndrome bukkake

She'll leave it cable-locked outside the opera.

I haven't got a fucking clue mate - but I'll have a practice on your bike for £5

I had one of those "Look! look! I'm carrying a coffee, which gives me absolute priority over everyone else" types actually nod towards his coffee before stepping out in front of me last Friday.

I did have plenty of time to stop, but on reflection, felt a slight scald to hand was well worth the dry cleaning bill the cunt was going to get.

Keep your bikes indoors and make your Mrs sleep on the balcony

Right oh, this bad boy frame's getting a pimping at the weekend. Last chance to DIY at this price.

Please say "Baby blue"